Own pWolf.. i did

Own.. err, well if you're a uk citizen. But for us americanos you can at least hear a 6 minute medley of his new album.

oh man

story here:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article5342394.ece

issues of national security

To all you haters

Also, for those of you dogging my love Kanye West for his "auto-tune" exploration: read this review of 808's and Hearthbreak from Pitchfork. I think for once they really nailed an analysis.

the next presidential ticket

thanks felicia for reminding me about this..

YKWA Holiday Wish List ( Item 1)

Whaaaaa?

Schizophrenic gay German zombie movie told in semi-mockumentary style made by someone named Bruce LaBruce? YES!




















Also, Happy Turkey/Tofurkey Day. Gobble gobble!

..not a fan

Apparently...

kids these days...

they've got the brain damage, to paraphrase mr. cosby.


but fo'riz, this current sparkly vampire fad is too much. kids, do yourselves a favor and stay in school, and go read something that doesn't set women back a hundred years, okay?



love,
me.

Desecration of the Queen's English...

1. The new word, meh.

2. Russell Brand and his Amazon Items:

fromage

socialistic attraction

Someone tell me when I can see this damn movie(s)?

this one's for you, bryn and bruce

billy's

is open till midnight.


Really, I wonder why? Maybe this article will shed some light.

bro'in it up!

Paul Rudd is beyond awesome.

Also, he makes an Era-face after saying "murder."

yeeeooowp

superpoop.com

eagles

Dear President-Elect Obama,
This is why I voted for you:

yay!

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

how dare you

Debauchery on the London Tube, a bit delayed I know..






And, how dare you!

the OTHER alma mater

"she's not a Christian!!!!!"

Lazy Monday

I posted a ton of SNL. Whatevs.

Say Hi to Your Stepmother for me:


Mr. Pibbs + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious


Don't Fudge with Will Forte's Pizza


Pop



Human ATM


Chris Parnell is Gangsta

http://view.break.com/76045 - Watch more free videos

Amy Poehler is Pregangsta.

the happening

the Edge of Love is the 2nd gayest movie of the year of all time

Gem's of British television:



I love that they put a little sign language interpreter in the corner. It's especially awkward when there's no dialogue and the person just stands there.


You know what's better than reality tv... fake reality tv.

Don't be a bug, Bill Murray

Bill Murray was nice to my boat

Bill Murray was mean to my coat

What the hell?

this is why the four of us should've gone to diesel xxx

MIA is pregnant.


How did no one know?!

Her baby is going to have the craziest/awesomest shit to wear. Just sayin'

countdown

countdown with keith olbermann is one of my new favorite things. i cant believe i'm actually following this election so closely. keith olbermann is my new hero.





also, i made this earlier. lets see if it gets to the main page. heh heh...


moar funny pictures

urban dictionary's listing for 'mudkips'

Mudkips were coolly brought to the 4chan table of love when this story with Copypasta-ed onto the site.

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
I hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud.
Mudkips. I heard you like them.

more

i liked last season better

"let's caucus"

Bitch, please! = amazing.

I take back that post..

...from a month ago. MTV is pure shit. Remove it from basic cable, please.

He speaks the truth.

candid p.wolf

The wonder that is Patrick Wolf took to his myspace blog from a relatives wedding. The post was a bit emotional, and I can't help but wonder if he had excessively partaken in the festivities from the absolute candor he conveyed. In case that assumption is true I will paraphrase the post rather than give a link.

• The new album will be a double album... think Smashing Pumpkins Melon Collie... where one is the dark dealings of a family illness and the other is bright over the growth of a true love.
• Oh, and apparently Patrick is married. He & his husband have been together for a YEAR.

Yay patrick for anonymity.

....Tim Gunn. Always is.

On Jennifer Aniston:

Sometimes I think she has 'desperate character' written on her. The clothes we wear send a message. And I think that's the message - I don't think that's her intention though.

I'd be curious to see what he thinks of my wardrobe, or lack there of. He's a glorious human being.

obviously

barack is a boss...

When the lyrics start, I just want to cry....

oh cheezburgers, how i love thee...

more the engrish!

.... Dopplegangers.

We're narcissistic. So we did a google search on ourselves and found our doppleganger.

Maybe that's where the Du has been, she's creating a mirror image across the globe.

Have you seen this Du?

Dear India,

Have you seen this girl?


Probably just us being paranoid, but we got a creepy text from her and then nothing else for days. So be on the look out for an impeccably dressed dancing robot queen who is like 5'9 got some nice tetas and a face you just want to adopt as one of those yuppies from cambridge. We'll be offering up our vinyl collection and some FJ's as a reward.

Love,

Your friends at YKWA

hilary 2008

So I am still not convinced about Obama... but no one is as skeptical as La Pequena Hilary Clinton.

Mark Mathis... best weatherman ever.

is mtv cool again?

1. Russell Brand hosting the VMAs
2. They actually show music videos for more than 30 seconds a piece. And at least 2% do not feature Akon.

i lost count.

government and art....

These aren't bad...


... until you realize the "Olympic Torch" is next to the "Tibetan Antelope".

So..

Not that I was looking or anything, but apparently Batman: the Dark Knight is the #1 search on all those bit torrent sites.

never ending.

oh mah gawd. amazing.

...animals.

New animals abound this month.
First there's my baby kitties, as you can see... And then there's the new Girl Talk album - "Feed the Animals". Which you can download & own for a price of your choosing.

omg a shark!

lessons from this fred person:
"once again judy is being a brat, but she's still really pretty so it doesn't matter if she's mean."



here's another one.

"i heard once if you get struck by lightning you get secret powers. if i get struck by lightning, maybe i'll turn into a merman."

...sports interviews..

I feel like interviews IMMEDIATELY following a game are pointless and the responses are fairly trite... but KG takes the cake:



p.s. wait till 1:40 for a true gem.




p.s. Boston owns all other cities asses. Patriots in the Superbowl, Revs in MLS finals, Bruins in playoffs, Red Sox won the world series, and now the celtics. Suck it.

Balloons and Bubbles

You know what's awesome? Being rejected for being "naughty."

Also, I've been approved to bring awesomeness to the globe, I'll post up a picture of that later.

In the meantime, here is a balloon from the balloon race.



Edit: Okay, here's how the government approves of me being cool. Yup.

UNFITTING MUSIC

a result of boredom induced youtube surfing. apparently this was a fad in late 07. i guess we missed it. hilarious still.

know whats awesome?

haha, i love that you can see nick and i when he goes out into the crowd (right after its sped up, on the right hand side).

semi precious weapons - heroes (bowie cover) 2/8/08

wigood.

waste of our blogspace

But is it really?????



I'm Vince!
Take Which Mighty Boosh Character Are You? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

You're Vince, owner of fantastic hair and a fondness for bright colours and soft fabrics. Nephew of a french duke, you were roped into working at the Zooniverse when your good friend Howard took you out of school, saying that GCSEs werent important. Your life's ambition is to be in a band, frontman obviously, using your ability to pull shapes.

Kinda thought i was like howard moon, but I've got it all wrong.

Don't Talk Shit about Total.

"BITCH, I love you."

I think we're a little late on the Tourettes' Guy bandwagon, but I love it. Just look it up, all day err day on You Tube.

dear friends

known as the Mighty Boosh- Could you please release a region 1 DVD? Or someone tell me how to get my laptop to switch regions again after the allotted number of switches..

That is all.



No it isn't.


Here's a deleted Boosh clip I came across today that my beloved YKWA's would like:

step yo game up

seriously, how did i not know there was a massive internet dance battle brewing?

also, that dog is the shiznit.

I got love for you...

...if you were born in the eighties.
And if you're hilarious like Calvin Harris.

batman is the new bill cosby

"I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far"

Guess it's not that bad working at a restaurant. Your co-workers like to party... and draw pictures like this:

Then, for every shitty customer you get ones like these people.



(CAPTION: I love Britian... smiley heart face.... You were awesome. I promote you to junior vice president of operations. )

classic thousand in europe, back in the day. i dunno if she even knows i took this. and, she'll probly want to delete this post to protect her integrity. which i understand. :)

EDIT.... I can't control my ways. But it your really want to see that vid click hehhhre

Where's the pickle??!?!

Pickle Surprise!

apparently thats RuPaul in the blonde curly hair/wig. amazing.

most useful website ever.

"...she has recommenced the uh, the uh, oral sex. she continues the oral sex."


PornForTheBlind.Org


I think this website may have caused me to officially drift over to the dark side. I cannot stop laughing, and it feels kind of wrong and a little bit dirty, so obviously that means it's totally right. Pardon me while I go kick a baby seal or something of that nature.

fluffy fingers...

Legit problem solving advice from our friends at the Office...

i think..

i think that if i saw ben gibbard on the street i might be afraid



That is of course until he starts singing, and then i'd just think he was a substitute teacher.

i'm alive!

yes its true. its has been quite a while. although i have to keep it short because my battery is about to die, and there is no power in the new apartment because ConEdison is taking its sweet ass time getting here.

 so yeah. i'll be back soon. <3

oh and for entertainment value, this game is so incredibly addicting, i may need to see a doctor to get me off of it.

Desktop Tower Defense

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.


and worth the naughty word.

Swearing like Bjork is awesome.

Planning a visit to Reykjavik? Want to be as inmature as us?
Golden, we got you settled:



Click on the filth to learn other multicultural gems, really a fascinating article. Up there with quantum physics.

hula hoops are awesome

Why? Cuz the We Are Scientists can hula, challenge Robyn, and do crazy moves. Fudge yeah.


And just for shiz and giggles:

....viagra models

my husband doesn't get boners:

brits

registering for the ukcat, i noticed that you have to list your parents' careers.

the categories aren't anything remotely standard american - ie education, healthcare, finance, etc.
instead it says stuff like:
routine
semi routine
intermediate
traditional

and my personal favorite: "modern professional."

i came *this* close to selecting other and then typing in "modern gentleman" as a result of the aforementioned inspirado + the boosh. i bet those uk cats would appreciate it.

..i hook up with stupid people

Who sends text message chain letters...

Who sends chain letters period?

diabeetus part 5

Prepare to be amazed (for a brief moment):

Gato Island - Wilford Brimley Cats

...manufactured anticipation.

Ohhhh shit.


I can't wait to see what he's been up to for the past five years!

Except not. At all.

...not stealing a title, Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler has a new cartoon called "The Mighty B". Way to confuse American children.



Oh and that reminds me... I feel worse about my living situation now too. Thank you Bob Fossil from the better Mighty B... The Mighty Boosh

The freaks come out at night, right?

I guess we know how AOL feels about New York:

then i moved on with my life

It's okay cause it's Walken.

Doesn't Lorne Michaels know that Googly Eyes is my trademark?

learning the lingo

Way to go, Variety-

Purple Dino-sores......

(interpret as you like)

where's bunsen honeydew?

oh wait, there he is:

.. tila tequilla contestants

So Hell has frozen over,and opened up a ski resort. There is a new season of Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. MTV continues to let ordinary people become absolute pieces of shit. But it's hilarious none the less.

..the beep and wave

Dear Ian Holm lookalike,

Why did you beep and then wave at me in the Providence Place parking lot today? My lights were on, and all other car things were in order. I didn't cut you off and I'm pretty sure I don't know you except for when you were in that movie Fifth Element:

Nobody cares about suicidal bear...

A bear gets free trade organic coffee on Mercer Street, get's really bummed out. No one cares.

Actually maybe he's bummed because he was confused for Ryan Seacrest:

seizures seizures

I watched this for a good 2 minutes thinking there was an overreaction about the whole seizure thing..... then....

Jew Jokes from the 'Du

EDIT: when & why did I write this?



once the molecules of alcohol infuse their way into the blood stream i become a very simple creature -

- finding pleasure or zen in calling up old friends, making no sense.

Alexander won Project Runway!!!

Okay, well, it was Christian Siriano ultimately. But I'd have to say that it was a win for my equally talented and stylish friend Alexander. Check out this article about him:

big baby

okay, children are decent.

new missy.

she's comin atchya in all directions. Did you know this video was shot for 3d?

i kind of don't like children

the competition

we do things like this when we get together. But for now I'll give Improv Everywhere a little face time.

Apparently they got 80 people to go into a Best Buy with blue shirts and khakis. They didn't search out customers but just hung around and if people had questions they answered them. I'm a fan. I'd do that.

I don't understand

this at all.

everyone has. they love it.

this kid is a combination of bret mckenzie, jemaine clement, van wilder, and drugged out lower east side hipsters.

loves it.

i can has revolution?

Anonymous vs Scientology: London



Anonymous vs Scientology: Seattle



Your jambox/religion is now his by way of our actions.

ps - we need to amass a supply of polaroid film, being that it's now obsolete.

WTF

um. yeah. thats fucking dumb. end.

eww.

traumatized, i didn't watch all of the superbowl... so apparently this was a commercial but how the hell could dancing bulbous lizards sell drinks..
this is how

Super Special Super Tuesday

Respectively we live in Massachusetts & New Jersey. Therefore it is our civic duty to tell you to vote in the Presidential Primaries. Although the two-party system is not an actual establishment as outlined by the constitution. So fuck that, but please vote in the ACTUAL election in November, even if your favorite candidate is ousted. Just write them back in.

In that note, some hilarity. John McCain says in one commercial "I love America so much it makes some people angry." I wondered how that was possible. Then I did some research:

invinceable....

We're going to open a bakery called sweettits.

seeeeee e e e m silent j i

I want to be with Nick Swardson. Have his artificially inseminated babies.

Is that feasible?

It's not just me, it's you.

It kind of bugs me when you can see someone's gums when they are laughing.

OBSERVE


and

trapped in the closet

i tried to watch a video the other day and was thwarted.




but you know what? we're at operating thetan level awesome. aspire to that, tom cruise.

sweeping the nation

1. Gaylord Convention Centers:

Like the 'gay lord texan hotel'.

2. Dance team pictures:



3.Mike Huckabee's supporters (not Mike Huckabee himself)

Absolute Genius

creepy is the new...

awesome.

Spotted: Thousand being a creeper @ the Magic Kingdom eating a Mickey Shaped Ice Cream bar outside of 'It's a Small World' laughing hysterically with chocolate on her face




But, stereotypes of ethnicities via animatronic figures is a feat of greatness.

sugar train 2.0

you know what's awesome?

drunkmagic is the new drunk.


oh, and conan singing radiohead.

blow your minds

Did you know this happened in 1997?




Okay, so vocally it's a let down. But in concept it's a pants explosion.

Kind of like 2007.

Thank god it's over, happy new years kiddos.