8.14.2009

tubes

No matter what you view on You Tube there are always awkwardly inappropriate comments.

The following are comments on "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King:


6.14.2009

6.12.2009

It's funnier because he can't say Hippopotamus.

Backstory: We were discussing/joking around about nicknames because we have stupid names for one another in our family. Example, Kaveri is Clefairy or Marge or Miss Bee. My dad is known as Homer Simpson, or Snajeev (because it's Snausages + Rajiv), sometimes we call him Labradaddle, or we'll follow him around playing the Asshole song by Denis Leary. It's how we roll.


Me: "Blurb. Fartapotamus"

(Large Pause)

Dad: "*You* can be a Fart-Ass-Mus"

5.03.2009

new blog

coming soon. Going to be awesome.

For a preview check out the Tweetness:

http://twitter.com/b000

4.05.2009

Music from the future....

New Metric

Itunes says the release date is April 14, 2009. Yet you can buy it now.



Also... Only 31 days until Patrick Wolf live in NYC!!!!!!

<3

4.03.2009

awesomeness in motion.

yes, it is who you think it is.


Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler from Kasabian on Vimeo.

this is pretty dudesweet as well.


A day in a life AVremix by bmtjk from boemtjak on Vimeo.

this is perhaps the most intriguing... N.A.S.A. featuring lykke li, santogold, AND kanye... me likey.



enjoy.

p.s. happy belated birthday wishes to my lovelies. sorry i haven't talked to either of you in a while... hope all is well and gouda. <3

4.02.2009

Special Presents

hey hey E...
This is what I am bringing to our belated birthday bonanza.




Now I just need to get a couple days off...

3.22.2009

"I got a big saturday.. I'm gonna go to home depot"


As I said in an email...


Some celebrities have perfumes, some have clothing lines. Our Bed Head has...

3.17.2009

KITTEH

Pretty pretty, pretty much laughed til I cried towards the end of this video. The sounds effects are key.

3.07.2009

i could have style


Totally have and wear these uggs every day. Does this mean that I finally have style?

2.26.2009

or how about not awesome...



Also, that IS the same little girl from the original film. She was also Samara in the Ring. Grew up pretty. Good for her, now she just needs to not make films that completely obliterate any artistic integrity of the original.







I'll probably watch this.

2.25.2009

i forgot to talk about this the other day, so now, a post...

you know what's awesome?



conan o'brien, of course.



you know what else is awesome?

aaaghhhh, stop trying to jump into the frame, EISENHOWER MUG!




(someone's flickr allows conan to approve this message)

2.05.2009

Megapost!

My hunger for awesomeness is out of control.


1. I don't know if it's the best...Have you tried TJ Max?



2. Earthquake, please do not go to Austraila.

3. The holy spirit is in Waltham.



4. And everybody's going apenuts over the Christian Bale tirade. Not that I would expect any different, Conan's re-enactment is the best:

2.04.2009

... the key of e (volution).

According to new scientific research, and really common sense, human beings have changed their skin color over time.

What this means is that race is a natural adjustment for reproduction and survival. Not actually a difference in class or any of that bullshit hateful people, ignorant people would try to have us believe. So in a way, Obama may not be the first (half ) black president.

Check out the article here.

2.03.2009

"You're a nice guy..."

Christian Bale tirade remix:


I don't know whether to be appalled or attracted. Seriously.

And the original, for those who don't know:

1.26.2009

...confidence is awesome.

Why they got to talk about people with high self esteem? Low self esteem is the real problem:
paraphrased from the May 18 '08 Glow In the Dark Rant


A message from kwest on Vimeo.

Also, his vocal timing in this video amazing.

1.24.2009

Who's Your Daddy?



My gay Clark/Lex prayers have been answered via the 2007 animated feature Superman: Doomsday. Clearly, Kevin Smith could see it too. (Fo'riz, I think these guys were reading the embarrassing homoerotic subtext stories I was writing when I was 16, and were like, "oh yeah, she's right. They're totally all 'what what in the butt'.")

The stories, arguments, photographic evidence, and poetry from 2001-2003 all feels pretty justified now.






Yeah, I know I'm a nerd. Shut up.

Maybe I didn't like it and therefore do not want a ring on it...

Following up from Bryn, change is still awesome.







Hey Nick, now we need to learn this dance too.

1.19.2009

You better come next time, and get back to your suckfest.

1.15.2009

Blindness & Rage

1. In Somerville I saw 2 blind americans' guide dogs fight. It could have been a cute romantic comedy when:
"oh sorry about my guide dog, he's new"
"you're blind too!?!"
"yea, where'd you get your dog"

no lie.

2. Latarian Returns. In West Roxbury there was definitely a car driven into a small cafe or something.. by a child.
I bet he just wanted to do hoodrat things.

3.
Happy New Year!