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all there is to say (a review)

2011-07-05T01:30:00.002-04:00

your 15 second film review...

2011-06-29T23:34:00.001-04:00

"saw transformers 3 last night"

"why?"

"well, it was better than the other transformers movies "

"that's saying a lot."

2011-05-31T10:15:00.002-04:00

mowing down chips will not get you sober faster.

got everything on my list

2011-03-02T22:23:00.002-05:00

NSFW Pleated Pants

2011-02-16T12:46:00.000-05:00

Really American Apparel?

big brother quote of the day (so far)

2011-02-04T13:37:00.003-05:00

"there's nothing to smile about when you stayed up till 4 am playing magic....."

- I agree.

How Nightmares Are Made-

2011-01-23T00:05:00.000-05:00

Listen to Seth Rogen Laugh

Channel 107, 254, or if you're looking really hard for it.

2011-01-20T11:23:00.004-05:00

After 6 years my favorite man without a lower body has departed CURRENT TV. It's the latest change in a train of tragedy for my hours-of-mindless -podcast-watching-self-circa-2008. I loved my affair with Al Gore before he went public just like I loved my Current tv before it went (former) MTV executive bull...

I can't even....

Historic Boston Landmarks

2011-01-13T08:59:00.002-05:00

Who is the creeper fountain diving in a blizzard trying to get at my bb al roker?

make a wish

2011-01-11T10:06:00.003-05:00

My wish for 1.11.11 is that Rye Rye finally puts out a full EP!

AHHHHH

SOOOOOO

GOOOOD

Happy Paula Year!

2011-01-01T22:16:00.000-05:00

On average I spend 19 hours per day watching food-related programming. Not sure why you don't too..... There's your resolution.

What the people want..

2010-12-27T21:43:00.002-05:00

Fine package deals from Southie Car Washes:

CAPTION for the sight-vision impaired: "Exclusive Roman Polanski hot tub video only at Bubbles"

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Festivus, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan (that was in October).....

2010-12-25T21:21:00.002-05:00

Just shut up and be happy!

call you OUT

2010-12-22T07:45:00.004-05:00

A couple months have passed since the Season 8 winner was crowned on Project Runway. Most were fast to chastise Nina & Michael on their choice of the acerbic Gretchen Jones over cheery and refined Mondo Guerro. To me, the two were the obvious tops of the season with their own pleasing/witty asthetic. I only disagreed with Mr. Top American Designer on the subject of "hipness". The judges argued with Heidi Klum & Xtina Agulera that Jones style was NEXT and Guerro only hit a certain chord.

Well well well.........

Lo & behold. If you would be so kind as to peak into the January Issue of (Runway sponsor) Marie Claire and note that Mr. Guerro's signature looks ( tailored, bright, skullsssss!!!!) are PROMINENT AS FKHSDKF in their "101 Ideas" edited by Ms. Garcia herself.

Oh well.

Let's have a toast to the . . . .

2010-12-20T09:16:00.002-05:00

For a couple years now, a specific breed of hipsters cling to their keyboards in anticipation of Pitchfork's Album of the Year. They yearn to spout : "oh yes I heard them years ago, that first import EP. They're so trite at this point." with the same glee of an 'I told-you-so'.

So.... I'm curious to see what the Tumblr accounts will say about the most recent crown- in the collection of one Kanyesus West.

Perhaps, it's just what this economically bruised & wiki-war- torn world needs. We need a time of peace and consensus between Republicans & Democrats, Cookie Monster & Jeff Bridges, and Entertainment Weekly & Pitchfork.

Thanks Kanye.

Did Seth Meyers abstain?

2010-12-19T07:46:00.002-05:00

Finally, a consistently funny SNL. Given the sketches that aired, I bet they took every blognerd/fangirl's advice and minimized the Meyerisms. Oh and a new Lonely Island track!!!

Useful.

I relate to these lyrics .....

2010-12-14T21:47:00.003-05:00

BECAUSE:

2010-12-07T21:54:00.000-05:00

I can't quite wrap my brain around this one on such little sleep.. For now, please watch this trailer while I dream of something witty to say about Jodie Foster's "Beaver".

Get Me My Beer..

2010-12-02T12:39:00.002-05:00

At first I was bothered that the Los Campesinos are featured in a Budweiser ad. But then the next time I went to that beautiful place known as pissed-on-domestic-beer I laughed at my 15 year old sell out mentality. Some indie songs are perfectly paired with that conglomerate.

Take a listen to the full track after knocking back a few and debate me.

Until then you'll find me driving my Cadillac around listening to Phoenix with John Slattery.

better living through dry erase

2010-11-29T17:15:00.002-05:00

2010-10-12T13:10:00.000-04:00

Don't worry... blogging will commence shortly.

Public Broadcasting is what the Public wants.

2010-08-12T14:57:00.002-04:00

citizens bank

2010-06-26T17:50:00.001-04:00

Getting a loan to close Guantanamo.

You know what time it is?

2010-06-24T14:27:00.002-04:00

check out our weekly ad

2010-06-21T17:44:00.000-04:00

worldcupremix

2010-06-18T20:38:00.001-04:00

haunting my nightmares

i inspire you...

2010-06-17T22:46:00.004-04:00

Dear Blog and Creeper Highway Travelers,

I'm pretty much taking over your lives.

Witness exhibit B:

While perusingthis article on the eargasm known as We Are Scientists. I found out that all of my hard work has paid off.....

That depends on what your definition of is, is.

2010-06-03T21:37:00.004-04:00

Auto fill brings much joy to my life. See below:

And on the 7th day, the Macbook was created.....

2010-06-01T14:02:00.000-04:00

I went in to fix the power adapter for my Macbook. Apparently, I keep my computer in superior, if not the supreme of supreme condition.

Rolling on 20's

2010-05-19T21:14:00.001-04:00

Hey there aspiring singer... you just won American Idol! Guess what you win?

A FORD FIESTA.

Not that funny...

2010-04-22T06:35:00.003-04:00

But I wanted to say Happy Earth Day, now stop with excessive puter useage, pilates machines, and suv ghostriding and plant a tree for one day !

Only in Providence.....

2010-04-21T23:06:00.001-04:00

listen to the classy delivery and indepth man on the scene interviews by Fox Providence ...

The N is silent

2010-04-19T22:25:00.001-04:00

my birthday is.....

2010-03-25T00:24:00.000-04:00

my credit card bill has taken over the country

2010-01-27T22:28:00.000-05:00

Medicine for a new age.

2009-11-29T22:33:00.003-05:00

SWOON

2009-08-21T12:37:00.001-04:00

tubes

2009-08-14T20:47:00.002-04:00

No matter what you view on You Tube there are always awkwardly inappropriate comments.

The following are comments on "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King:

blogging like i'm on twitter

2009-07-28T17:09:00.001-04:00

2009-07-28T12:09:00.001-04:00

For some light summer reading.....

http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/

2009-07-27T16:38:00.001-04:00

Wish I had known about this sooner...

not after labor day, wk

2009-07-26T23:24:00.002-04:00

next vacation spot

2009-07-24T14:31:00.001-04:00

STOP APPLYING

2009-07-19T13:13:00.001-04:00

E, go to med school here.

AUG 20

2009-07-05T21:52:00.002-04:00

itunes, we are no longer friends

2009-07-03T15:58:00.001-04:00

How dare you sir, how dare you?!?

the holy grail

2009-06-24T22:26:00.000-04:00

"I've never had an orgasm I didn't regret" - Larry David

a blog about my life that isn't my life, but isn't it?

2009-06-23T21:11:00.000-04:00

http://www.latfh.com/

made by a fellow ec alum

Captain Fantastic

2009-06-14T22:21:00.002-04:00

or Stretch Armstrong must have been smoking at the mall.......

It's funnier because he can't say Hippopotamus.

2009-06-12T23:08:00.003-04:00

Backstory: We were discussing/joking around about nicknames because we have stupid names for one another in our family. Example, Kaveri is Clefairy or Marge or Miss Bee. My dad is known as Homer Simpson, or Snajeev (because it's Snausages + Rajiv), sometimes we call him Labradaddle, or we'll follow him around playing the Asshole song by Denis Leary. It's how we roll.

Me: "Blurb. Fartapotamus"

(Large Pause)

Dad: "*You* can be a Fart-Ass-Mus"

REAL

2009-05-26T23:29:00.001-04:00

new blog

2009-05-03T22:21:00.003-04:00

coming soon. Going to be awesome.

For a preview check out the Tweetness:

http://twitter.com/b000

Music from the future....

2009-04-05T21:06:00.003-04:00

New Metric

Itunes says the release date is April 14, 2009. Yet you can buy it now.

Also... Only 31 days until Patrick Wolf live in NYC!!!!!!

<3

awesomeness in motion.

2009-04-03T23:19:00.003-04:00

yes, it is who you think it is.

Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler from Kasabian on Vimeo.

this is pretty dudesweet as well.

A day in a life AVremix by bmtjk from boemtjak on Vimeo.

this is perhaps the most intriguing... N.A.S.A. featuring lykke li, santogold, AND kanye... me likey.

N.A.S.A. - New Music - More Music Videos

enjoy.

p.s. happy belated birthday wishes to my lovelies. sorry i haven't talked to either of you in a while... hope all is well and gouda. <3

Special Presents

2009-04-02T18:42:00.000-04:00

hey hey E...
This is what I am bringing to our belated birthday bonanza.

Now I just need to get a couple days off...

"I got a big saturday.. I'm gonna go to home depot"

2009-03-22T18:30:00.002-04:00

As I said in an email...

Some celebrities have perfumes, some have clothing lines. Our Bed Head has...

...leather?

2009-03-18T22:39:00.000-04:00

Patrick Wolf - Vulture

Cowbell

2009-03-18T16:26:00.002-04:00

Christopher Walken Goose

Fake (Or real, who knows) C.Walken Twitter

Letters to Walken

KITTEH

2009-03-17T21:10:00.001-04:00

Pretty pretty, pretty much laughed til I cried towards the end of this video. The sounds effects are key.

"that's us"

2009-03-15T14:01:00.001-04:00

what i do at a party....

i could have style

2009-03-07T13:31:00.002-05:00

Totally have and wear these uggs every day. Does this mean that I finally have style?

or how about not awesome...

2009-02-26T22:28:00.002-05:00

Also, that IS the same little girl from the original film. She was also Samara in the Ring. Grew up pretty. Good for her, now she just needs to not make films that completely obliterate any artistic integrity of the original.

I'll probably watch this.

i forgot to talk about this the other day, so now, a post...

2009-02-25T18:28:00.000-05:00

you know what's awesome?

conan o'brien, of course.

you know what else is awesome?

aaaghhhh, stop trying to jump into the frame, EISENHOWER MUG!

(someone's flickr allows conan to approve this message)

it's pasta and pasta sauce

2009-02-20T19:17:00.000-05:00

what 12 year olds are being targeted by

2009-02-15T01:01:00.001-05:00

http://www.thatsnotcool.com/

HILARIOUS.

Megapost!

2009-02-05T11:34:00.008-05:00

My hunger for awesomeness is out of control.

1. I don't know if it's the best...Have you tried TJ Max?

2. Earthquake, please do not go to Austraila.

3. The holy spirit is in Waltham.

4. And everybody's going apenuts over the Christian Bale tirade. Not that I would expect any different, Conan's re-enactment is the best:

... the key of e (volution).

2009-02-04T11:07:00.002-05:00

According to new scientific research, and really common sense, human beings have changed their skin color over time.

What this means is that race is a natural adjustment for reproduction and survival. Not actually a difference in class or any of that bullshit hateful people, ignorant people would try to have us believe. So in a way, Obama may not be the first (half ) black president.

Check out the article here.

"You're a nice guy..."

2009-02-03T18:06:00.002-05:00

Christian Bale tirade remix:

I don't know whether to be appalled or attracted. Seriously.

And the original, for those who don't know:

....notorious b.i.g

2009-02-01T17:27:00.000-05:00

...confidence is awesome.

2009-01-26T18:40:00.002-05:00

Why they got to talk about people with high self esteem? Low self esteem is the real problem:
paraphrased from the May 18 '08 Glow In the Dark Rant

A message from kwest on Vimeo.

Also, his vocal timing in this video amazing.

Who's Your Daddy?

2009-01-24T21:00:00.004-05:00

My gay Clark/Lex prayers have been answered via the 2007 animated feature Superman: Doomsday. Clearly, Kevin Smith could see it too. (Fo'riz, I think these guys were reading the embarrassing homoerotic subtext stories I was writing when I was 16, and were like, "oh yeah, she's right. They're totally all 'what what in the butt'.")

The stories, arguments, photographic evidence, and poetry from 2001-2003 all feels pretty justified now.

Yeah, I know I'm a nerd. Shut up.

Maybe I didn't like it and therefore do not want a ring on it...

2009-01-24T04:03:00.001-05:00

Following up from Bryn, change is still awesome.

Hey Nick, now we need to learn this dance too.

...change is awesome

2009-01-20T21:44:00.001-05:00

2009-01-19T03:41:00.000-05:00

You better come next time, and get back to your suckfest.

Blindness & Rage

2009-01-15T23:43:00.003-05:00

1. In Somerville I saw 2 blind americans' guide dogs fight. It could have been a cute romantic comedy when:
"oh sorry about my guide dog, he's new"
"you're blind too!?!"
"yea, where'd you get your dog"

no lie.

2. Latarian Returns. In West Roxbury there was definitely a car driven into a small cafe or something.. by a child.
I bet he just wanted to do hoodrat things.

3.
Happy New Year!

Own pWolf.. i did

2008-12-15T00:15:00.002-05:00

Own.. err, well if you're a uk citizen. But for us americanos you can at least hear a 6 minute medley of his new album.

oh man

2008-12-14T19:02:00.002-05:00

story here:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article5342394.ece

issues of national security

2008-12-04T10:25:00.001-05:00

To all you haters

2008-12-03T23:18:00.002-05:00

Also, for those of you dogging my love Kanye West for his "auto-tune" exploration: read this review of 808's and Hearthbreak from Pitchfork. I think for once they really nailed an analysis.

the next presidential ticket

2008-12-02T10:42:00.001-05:00

thanks felicia for reminding me about this..

YKWA Holiday Wish List ( Item 1)

2008-12-01T01:21:00.003-05:00

Whaaaaa?

2008-11-27T14:43:00.002-05:00

Schizophrenic gay German zombie movie told in semi-mockumentary style made by someone named Bruce LaBruce? YES!

Also, Happy Turkey/Tofurkey Day. Gobble gobble!

..not a fan

2008-11-25T14:25:00.002-05:00

Apparently...

kids these days...

2008-11-22T01:37:00.002-05:00

they've got the brain damage, to paraphrase mr. cosby.

but fo'riz, this current sparkly vampire fad is too much. kids, do yourselves a favor and stay in school, and go read something that doesn't set women back a hundred years, okay?

love,
me.

Desecration of the Queen's English...

2008-11-21T22:05:00.004-05:00

1. The new word, meh.

2. Russell Brand and his Amazon Items:

fromage

2008-11-19T12:07:00.001-05:00

socialistic attraction

2008-11-19T00:56:00.003-05:00

Someone tell me when I can see this damn movie(s)?

this one's for you, bryn and bruce

2008-11-13T00:54:00.001-05:00

billy's

2008-11-13T00:39:00.001-05:00

is open till midnight.

Really, I wonder why? Maybe this article will shed some light.

bro'in it up!

2008-11-12T16:43:00.002-05:00

Paul Rudd is beyond awesome.

Also, he makes an Era-face after saying "murder."

yeeeooowp

2008-11-05T17:13:00.001-05:00

superpoop.com

eagles

2008-11-05T01:05:00.003-05:00

Dear President-Elect Obama,
This is why I voted for you:

2008-11-04T23:11:00.000-05:00

yay!

2008-11-03T20:43:00.001-05:00

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

how dare you

2008-11-02T11:22:00.002-05:00

Debauchery on the London Tube, a bit delayed I know..

And, how dare you!

the OTHER alma mater

2008-10-27T14:00:00.001-04:00

"she's not a Christian!!!!!"

2008-10-21T14:39:00.001-04:00

Lazy Monday

2008-10-20T23:06:00.002-04:00

I posted a ton of SNL. Whatevs.

Say Hi to Your Stepmother for me:

Mr. Pibbs + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

Don't Fudge with Will Forte's Pizza

Pop

Human ATM

Chris Parnell is Gangsta

http://view.break.com/76045 - Watch more free videos

Amy Poehler is Pregangsta.

the happening

2008-10-20T14:05:00.002-04:00

the Edge of Love is the 2nd gayest movie of the year of all time

2008-10-17T14:51:00.003-04:00

Gem's of British television:

I love that they put a little sign language interpreter in the corner. It's especially awkward when there's no dialogue and the person just stands there.

You know what's better than reality tv... fake reality tv.