i need some sugar Falco

AHHHH, I have an obsession problem.

redundant, but always ridiculous

we just live in my momiverse

"Hey do you need that right now? Because you can open it or you can wait for umm umm thankimachristmas"

??????? really

This has to be posted everywhere vanillaface

Get over it.
It's haaaalarious.





ANNNNND This:

Dependency on Foreign Oil

#1
Thousand: What if your car could run on Skeet Skeet?
Earthquake: I would never fill the tank again.

#2
Mums: It must be hard for guys to go to the doctor since they have the geiger counter (penis).

Seee-allll-is

No lie, I just heard:


Side effects may include a life-threatening erection.

We like quotes... offensive ones.

1. (in reference to Hyundai commercial)Nothing says 'happy holidays' quite like Koreans singing 'duh'.
2. (to Cialis commercial) Possible side effects include homosexuality.
3. (to Toyota commercial)What do the Japanese need trucks for? They have marital arts for that shit.


which reminds me... Earthquake, have you seen the following commercial yet?

hilarious store names part1323424524524

Mr. Vincent's Coiffeur.

yep

B&E's Program Guide

The following are real television programs you can enjoy at 3am on a Tuesday:

I'm Fat and It's Your Fault

Saturday Night Fever (for Jade Gems)

Epidemiological Aspects: Disaster of Ecological.....Terrorism

Trin-i-tee 5:17 on XM Satellite Radio

Radio Margaritaville

Wizebuys

HIV Globally- with speaker Kevin DeCock, MD

Austin Stevens- Shakemaster

Infomercial- Spoontula

Oh, and Book TV which is always hilarious.

THIS JUST IN

Tom Cruise has a lesbian's hair cut. Just saying.

Angela Lansbury cell phone picture montage extravaganza 2007

REunions

before......


Thousand:
Okay ***** said she'd let me know when she was at Port Authority
That place sounds like a bar


Earthquake:
okay, cool
i know, right
not like its a port. like in the seafaring sense

Thousand:
haha

Earthquake:
i dont think

Thousand:
seafaring
great vocab word

....

Earthquake
thanks. i tried

a bunch of momsense

My mom messes up word order , names and all that good stuff.

Todays example of momsense:
taco bell they are really good in colorado....


I still don't know what she meant to say.

REAL reason you should watch the world series.

If anyone steals a base during the world series Taco Bell will be giving away free tacos for a day. NICE.

Now I understand...

oh myspace

When I signed out of myspace today I saw the following:



Can we just chat about how haggard this add is.
1. None of the girls faces are shown. What did they not get their permission to be "great glam".
2. Bottom Right. Uh seriously, would anyone wear that ever. ANYWHERE? How does that even work.
3. Do I have diseases from just looking at it? Is that covered in my health insurance.

my city of idiots

Don't get us wrong, we love Bostonians. But they sure say some AWESOME stuff on tv.


Female Yeah-Dudes outside Sox game on Ch 7:
We saw fans outside the stadium screaming in japanese words. I don't even know if they were words.


What's even better about this is that channel 7 news aired the clip a good 3 or 4 times before it sunk in how racist it sounded.

did we tell you?

That we met one of our music idols last week. We did. In typical Earthquake/Thousand fashion. We were being too cool, and then remembered that we do have an inkling of compassion for others and shmoozed some very nice ballet dancers. No lie. Ballet dancers. We now understand why Mikail Barishnikof got so much poon.

And this..

Thousand:
i love men

Milkshake:
lol
yes, men are pretty hot

Oh Anita Baker...

A quote overheard and repeated...


Girl leans on a counter...

A BOSS:
You know what's good?

EMPLOYEE:
What?

A BOSS:
Breastmilk.

long awkward silences

Quotes spoken & overheard since last time:

1.
Flam Boy:
Do you see that graveyard over there?
Would you dance on it...
cause I know I will.


2.
Thousand:
Why don't more people celebrate Columbus day? He discovered Taco Bell afterall!

drive slow homey

You Know What's Awesome???? When clowns drive Jeep Grand Cherokee's down rte 195 near New Bedford.

dear earthquake

yogabbagabba

So, me and thousand are wicked smaht, so we went to harvard ...square.

list. lists are cool. heres one. of what we did there:
- driving in the lanes is for pussies.
-"rthqke: mexico is for pussies.
    5000:  what?
   rthqke: it said that on the bus.
    5000:  did it really?
  rthqke:  no, it just said mexico."
- "i should be a drummer because i like to bang shit. not in the gross way though."
- jesus likes parking.
- you are beautiful.

maybe i'll think of more sometime. maybe. not.

THE BLUE LINE

The most attractive line of the MBTA ever.
Cept, not at all.



So this woman wearing leisure-wear touched her vajajdge, not once but multiple times on the T last night. And then laughed and said stuff in Spanish.

Coincidentally this morning the police came by our apartment and asked if we have any "Spanish people" living with us.

Enough with the bullshit already.

We forgot to tell you that we took our usual post-nyc stopover to Mianus, CT.
This time we ventured 5 more inches down the road and had burritos in Mianus. Also we are fairly excited to someday meet the proprietor of GayTan. Yes.

Great Store Names: Pt. 1

Hot Leathers:
We can only assume they deal in chaps and other bald headed testosterone fueled delicacies.

No Sho Fo Sho: or why we will never go back to Revere, MA again.

1. Laziest Pizza Hut Ever.
(After standing there for + 10 minutes.)
erthquake: Okay, can we have a mushroom stuffed crust pizza?
pizza artist: No.
erthquake/b1000: ???
pizza artist: I mean I can make it if you
want, but it's not going to be good.

2.Squire's is a club for gentlemen. Gentlemen being a phrase for men who crouch walk.
Crouch walking being when you kind of crouch, when you walk.

3.Banana Splitz with extra Z for (street)credz.

4. Unnecessary affection by people wearing a t-shirt claiming "daddy's little girl".

5. (Not really) wearing hats or wearing them on top of afros.



We are bad people. But really, come on why couldn't you just cook us our damn pizza.

The REAL reason i'm a jew.

Is This.

40ztofreedom aka east boston aka not really

errquake: Kitty you better not fuck up my shirt, i spent more money on it than you.
b10000000:how much did she cost?
errquake: i don't know.

errquake: i just said it caused it happened.

mmm

5000: i cant live in new york city, it's too expensive.
rthqke: well, if we lived like a half hour outside of the city, we'd be good. hell, we could live in Mianus.

Potential Boyfriend #2

see right: Kim (big)Jong Il

Who knew dictators wore such stylish sunglasses?

you know whats hot......

when your sneeze sounds like you're puking.

a classic

hot off the griddle

So I suppose you're wondering where we went?
The glorious Earthquake was ravaging our friends in New York, while I've been stuck here in Bostonia working , that's right.... 9 to 5...

E&B Fun with Google Maps - Pt3

Apparently our government is taking to the street(s, the middle- that is.

selective amnesia

No wait I changed my mind

you're not so funny when it's out of context...

tonight, let's put the funnies aside for a beautiful creature and a band that I protested greatly but have finally given in to:

a glory to conversate

earthquake:lets get a bunny
thousand:it would shit everywhere
earthquake: no we'd keep it in tupperware
thousand:what the shit
earthquake:no, both

Lost and FOund

Attention resident of boston massachusettttts i believe i have found your missing item in the financial district... if anyone is missing their shishkabob it is locvated on some strert, i don't know but it's near fanuiel hall, hurry the 5 second rule is probably over, 3 hours and 55 seconds ago!!!

E&B Fun With Google Maps - #2

I wonder why there is more traffic in Baghdad than Times Square? Maybe that's what they mean by car bomb.

changing yo pants in the car park

E&B Fun With Google Maps - #1

We call this location - Jesus for Jews.

the formal term for retarded is retardation

you have your fancy bars and dan fogelberg. we have cvs pharmacy...

what happened to all the classy broads like Betty White?

When you get really old, is incest no longer an issue?

Old People on their cousins:

i love him becaus he's tall and handsome and because we've been friends since the 'twenties

you know whats awesome?

lists. lists are awesome.

awesomeness from today:

-walking through a drive thru.
-wrapping paper taped over doorways.
-"sunglasses are for blind people and assholes."
-"where is it, at a library?" (in reference to harry potter book release party)
-realizing the fact that 51 will repeat itself over again in about 12 hours.
-i suck at throwing taco sauce.

Maverick (t) lovers

Sometimes when I am on public transportation I daydream about the secret life that I share with one of my fellow passengers.

The Olsen Twins were born on a Friday the 13th.

OMG

STOP THE PRESSES AND CAPItalization.

We know now the blessed music on this sacred video:






That's right kids, if you want to jam out like this goddess then download
"Samir's Theme" by Debonair Samir.

Good things come to those who wait.

You can’t make love to pizza.

So we made another blog, and it was wicked hard picking out a name..

Disclaimer: don’t go to those other websites, because clearly they aren’t as cool as us.

Youaskedforit.blogspot.com
Shhimagenius.blogspot.com
Doctortacostand.blogspot.com
hoopearingsmakeyoulookslutty.blogspot.com
haveanissueheresatissue.blogspot.com
mamasays.blogspot.com
buisnessinthefrontpartyintheback.blogspot.com
useacondom.blogspot.com
tunamelt.blogspot.com
bitchwheresmymoney.blogspot.com
greatestmindsofourgeneration.blogspot.com
thinkwithyourcrotch.blogspot.com
cats.blogspot.com
peoplegooglecats.blogspot.com
cranialconglomerate.blogspot.com
synergyisgay.blogspot.com
synergyishomo.blogspot.com
homosexicalsandlebesians.blogspot.com
erasinghkisses.blogspot.com
meowmeow.blogspot.com
sexeyesgivesyouastigmajism.blogspot.com
HEYitserayouvereachedmebutimnothere.blogspot.com
ajewaduandabru.blogspot.com
dujewmo.blogspot.com
mojewdu.blogspot.com
mojito.blogspot.com
wearentactuallyracist.blogspot.com
psychiatrichelp5cents.blogspot.com
soapopera.no.maybe.blogspot.com
___.blogspot.com
yesnomaybe.blogspot.com
asexualhealing.blogspot.com
weactuallydontcare.blogspot.com
britneyspears.blogspot.com
interestsofhobbies.blogspot.com
jeffisgoldblum.blogspot.com
dontbeabugbillmurray.blogspot.com
teamzissou.blogspot.com
britneyisspears.blogspot.com
morescenethancharlietinkham.blogspot.com

and then we decided:

bescenenotheard.blogspot.com

So, go there and stuff. Get advice because we are best, or rather the best ever.

the convergence of great minds

earthquake:
patrick's icon kinda looks like a tampon

b000:
a happy tampon

earthquake:
indeed
a happy tampon is a good tampon

b000:
no tampons are good

earthquake:
haha
i wouldnt know
i just speculated

brilliant. i love this website.
icanhascheezburger.com

also. the movie short bus. for those of you that are weird about seeing penises and vaginas everywhere, this movie isnt for you. for those of you that are fond admierers of them, go rent this movie asap. i liked how it was about everything about relationships and love, and not just the sex part of it. ALSO. from the director of hedwig and the angry inch.

photoshop

you know what's awesome?

"You you what's awesome?"

we gotta fix that, yo.

you know what isnt awesome? capitalization. capitalization sucks. thats like, one more unneeded action to be performed. lame. oh, and punctuation is kinda lame too. only sometimes though.

erthqke: Mexican isn't a language.
b000: I know, it's a dialect.
erthqke: Really?
b000: No probably not.