10.26.2007

REunions

before......


Thousand:
Okay ***** said she'd let me know when she was at Port Authority
That place sounds like a bar


Earthquake:
okay, cool
i know, right
not like its a port. like in the seafaring sense

Thousand:
haha

Earthquake:
i dont think

Thousand:
seafaring
great vocab word

....

Earthquake
thanks. i tried

10.24.2007

a bunch of momsense

My mom messes up word order , names and all that good stuff.

Todays example of momsense:
taco bell they are really good in colorado....


I still don't know what she meant to say.

10.23.2007

REAL reason you should watch the world series.

If anyone steals a base during the world series Taco Bell will be giving away free tacos for a day. NICE.

Now I understand...

10.22.2007

oh myspace

When I signed out of myspace today I saw the following:



Can we just chat about how haggard this add is.
1. None of the girls faces are shown. What did they not get their permission to be "great glam".
2. Bottom Right. Uh seriously, would anyone wear that ever. ANYWHERE? How does that even work.
3. Do I have diseases from just looking at it? Is that covered in my health insurance.

10.21.2007

my city of idiots

Don't get us wrong, we love Bostonians. But they sure say some AWESOME stuff on tv.


Female Yeah-Dudes outside Sox game on Ch 7:
We saw fans outside the stadium screaming in japanese words. I don't even know if they were words.


What's even better about this is that channel 7 news aired the clip a good 3 or 4 times before it sunk in how racist it sounded.

10.16.2007

did we tell you?

That we met one of our music idols last week. We did. In typical Earthquake/Thousand fashion. We were being too cool, and then remembered that we do have an inkling of compassion for others and shmoozed some very nice ballet dancers. No lie. Ballet dancers. We now understand why Mikail Barishnikof got so much poon.

And this..

Thousand:
i love men

Milkshake:
lol
yes, men are pretty hot

10.15.2007

Oh Anita Baker...

A quote overheard and repeated...


Girl leans on a counter...

A BOSS:

You know what's good?

EMPLOYEE:
What?

A BOSS:
Breastmilk.

10.11.2007

long awkward silences

Quotes spoken & overheard since last time:

1.
Flam Boy:
Do you see that graveyard over there?
Would you dance on it...
cause I know I will.


2.
Thousand:
Why don't more people celebrate Columbus day? He discovered Taco Bell afterall!