blow your minds

Did you know this happened in 1997?




Okay, so vocally it's a let down. But in concept it's a pants explosion.

Kind of like 2007.

Thank god it's over, happy new years kiddos.

i need some sugar Falco

AHHHH, I have an obsession problem.

redundant, but always ridiculous

we just live in my momiverse

"Hey do you need that right now? Because you can open it or you can wait for umm umm thankimachristmas"

??????? really

This has to be posted everywhere vanillaface

Get over it.
It's haaaalarious.





ANNNNND This:

Dependency on Foreign Oil

#1
Thousand: What if your car could run on Skeet Skeet?
Earthquake: I would never fill the tank again.

#2
Mums: It must be hard for guys to go to the doctor since they have the geiger counter (penis).

Seee-allll-is

No lie, I just heard:


Side effects may include a life-threatening erection.

We like quotes... offensive ones.

1. (in reference to Hyundai commercial)Nothing says 'happy holidays' quite like Koreans singing 'duh'.
2. (to Cialis commercial) Possible side effects include homosexuality.
3. (to Toyota commercial)What do the Japanese need trucks for? They have marital arts for that shit.


which reminds me... Earthquake, have you seen the following commercial yet?

hilarious store names part1323424524524

Mr. Vincent's Coiffeur.

yep

B&E's Program Guide

The following are real television programs you can enjoy at 3am on a Tuesday:

I'm Fat and It's Your Fault

Saturday Night Fever (for Jade Gems)

Epidemiological Aspects: Disaster of Ecological.....Terrorism

Trin-i-tee 5:17 on XM Satellite Radio

Radio Margaritaville

Wizebuys

HIV Globally- with speaker Kevin DeCock, MD

Austin Stevens- Shakemaster

Infomercial- Spoontula

Oh, and Book TV which is always hilarious.