WTF

um. yeah. thats fucking dumb. end.

eww.

traumatized, i didn't watch all of the superbowl... so apparently this was a commercial but how the hell could dancing bulbous lizards sell drinks..
this is how

Super Special Super Tuesday

Respectively we live in Massachusetts & New Jersey. Therefore it is our civic duty to tell you to vote in the Presidential Primaries. Although the two-party system is not an actual establishment as outlined by the constitution. So fuck that, but please vote in the ACTUAL election in November, even if your favorite candidate is ousted. Just write them back in.

In that note, some hilarity. John McCain says in one commercial "I love America so much it makes some people angry." I wondered how that was possible. Then I did some research:

invinceable....

We're going to open a bakery called sweettits.

seeeeee e e e m silent j i

I want to be with Nick Swardson. Have his artificially inseminated babies.

Is that feasible?

It's not just me, it's you.

It kind of bugs me when you can see someone's gums when they are laughing.

OBSERVE


and

trapped in the closet

i tried to watch a video the other day and was thwarted.




but you know what? we're at operating thetan level awesome. aspire to that, tom cruise.

sweeping the nation

1. Gaylord Convention Centers:

Like the 'gay lord texan hotel'.

2. Dance team pictures:



3.Mike Huckabee's supporters (not Mike Huckabee himself)

Absolute Genius

creepy is the new...

awesome.

Spotted: Thousand being a creeper @ the Magic Kingdom eating a Mickey Shaped Ice Cream bar outside of 'It's a Small World' laughing hysterically with chocolate on her face




But, stereotypes of ethnicities via animatronic figures is a feat of greatness.

sugar train 2.0

you know what's awesome?

drunkmagic is the new drunk.


oh, and conan singing radiohead.