hot off the griddle

So I suppose you're wondering where we went?
The glorious Earthquake was ravaging our friends in New York, while I've been stuck here in Bostonia working , that's right.... 9 to 5...

E&B Fun with Google Maps - Pt3

Apparently our government is taking to the street(s, the middle- that is.

selective amnesia

No wait I changed my mind

you're not so funny when it's out of context...

tonight, let's put the funnies aside for a beautiful creature and a band that I protested greatly but have finally given in to:

a glory to conversate

earthquake:lets get a bunny
thousand:it would shit everywhere
earthquake: no we'd keep it in tupperware
thousand:what the shit
earthquake:no, both

Lost and FOund

Attention resident of boston massachusettttts i believe i have found your missing item in the financial district... if anyone is missing their shishkabob it is locvated on some strert, i don't know but it's near fanuiel hall, hurry the 5 second rule is probably over, 3 hours and 55 seconds ago!!!

E&B Fun With Google Maps - #2

I wonder why there is more traffic in Baghdad than Times Square? Maybe that's what they mean by car bomb.

changing yo pants in the car park

E&B Fun With Google Maps - #1

We call this location - Jesus for Jews.

the formal term for retarded is retardation

you have your fancy bars and dan fogelberg. we have cvs pharmacy...

what happened to all the classy broads like Betty White?

When you get really old, is incest no longer an issue?

Old People on their cousins:

i love him becaus he's tall and handsome and because we've been friends since the 'twenties

you know whats awesome?

lists. lists are awesome.

awesomeness from today:

-walking through a drive thru.
-wrapping paper taped over doorways.
-"sunglasses are for blind people and assholes."
-"where is it, at a library?" (in reference to harry potter book release party)
-realizing the fact that 51 will repeat itself over again in about 12 hours.
-i suck at throwing taco sauce.

Maverick (t) lovers

Sometimes when I am on public transportation I daydream about the secret life that I share with one of my fellow passengers.

The Olsen Twins were born on a Friday the 13th.

OMG

STOP THE PRESSES AND CAPItalization.

We know now the blessed music on this sacred video:






That's right kids, if you want to jam out like this goddess then download
"Samir's Theme" by Debonair Samir.

Good things come to those who wait.

You can’t make love to pizza.

So we made another blog, and it was wicked hard picking out a name..

Disclaimer: don’t go to those other websites, because clearly they aren’t as cool as us.

Youaskedforit.blogspot.com
Shhimagenius.blogspot.com
Doctortacostand.blogspot.com
hoopearingsmakeyoulookslutty.blogspot.com
haveanissueheresatissue.blogspot.com
mamasays.blogspot.com
buisnessinthefrontpartyintheback.blogspot.com
useacondom.blogspot.com
tunamelt.blogspot.com
bitchwheresmymoney.blogspot.com
greatestmindsofourgeneration.blogspot.com
thinkwithyourcrotch.blogspot.com
cats.blogspot.com
peoplegooglecats.blogspot.com
cranialconglomerate.blogspot.com
synergyisgay.blogspot.com
synergyishomo.blogspot.com
homosexicalsandlebesians.blogspot.com
erasinghkisses.blogspot.com
meowmeow.blogspot.com
sexeyesgivesyouastigmajism.blogspot.com
HEYitserayouvereachedmebutimnothere.blogspot.com
ajewaduandabru.blogspot.com
dujewmo.blogspot.com
mojewdu.blogspot.com
mojito.blogspot.com
wearentactuallyracist.blogspot.com
psychiatrichelp5cents.blogspot.com
soapopera.no.maybe.blogspot.com
___.blogspot.com
yesnomaybe.blogspot.com
asexualhealing.blogspot.com
weactuallydontcare.blogspot.com
britneyspears.blogspot.com
interestsofhobbies.blogspot.com
jeffisgoldblum.blogspot.com
dontbeabugbillmurray.blogspot.com
teamzissou.blogspot.com
britneyisspears.blogspot.com
morescenethancharlietinkham.blogspot.com

and then we decided:

bescenenotheard.blogspot.com

So, go there and stuff. Get advice because we are best, or rather the best ever.

the convergence of great minds

earthquake:
patrick's icon kinda looks like a tampon

b000:
a happy tampon

earthquake:
indeed
a happy tampon is a good tampon

b000:
no tampons are good

earthquake:
haha
i wouldnt know
i just speculated

brilliant. i love this website.
icanhascheezburger.com

also. the movie short bus. for those of you that are weird about seeing penises and vaginas everywhere, this movie isnt for you. for those of you that are fond admierers of them, go rent this movie asap. i liked how it was about everything about relationships and love, and not just the sex part of it. ALSO. from the director of hedwig and the angry inch.

photoshop