classic thousand in europe, back in the day. i dunno if she even knows i took this. and, she'll probly want to delete this post to protect her integrity. which i understand. :)

EDIT.... I can't control my ways. But it your really want to see that vid click hehhhre

Where's the pickle??!?!

Pickle Surprise!

apparently thats RuPaul in the blonde curly hair/wig. amazing.

most useful website ever.

"...she has recommenced the uh, the uh, oral sex. she continues the oral sex."


PornForTheBlind.Org


I think this website may have caused me to officially drift over to the dark side. I cannot stop laughing, and it feels kind of wrong and a little bit dirty, so obviously that means it's totally right. Pardon me while I go kick a baby seal or something of that nature.

fluffy fingers...

Legit problem solving advice from our friends at the Office...

i think..

i think that if i saw ben gibbard on the street i might be afraid



That is of course until he starts singing, and then i'd just think he was a substitute teacher.

i'm alive!

yes its true. its has been quite a while. although i have to keep it short because my battery is about to die, and there is no power in the new apartment because ConEdison is taking its sweet ass time getting here.

 so yeah. i'll be back soon. <3

oh and for entertainment value, this game is so incredibly addicting, i may need to see a doctor to get me off of it.

Desktop Tower Defense

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.


and worth the naughty word.

Swearing like Bjork is awesome.

Planning a visit to Reykjavik? Want to be as inmature as us?
Golden, we got you settled:



Click on the filth to learn other multicultural gems, really a fascinating article. Up there with quantum physics.

hula hoops are awesome

Why? Cuz the We Are Scientists can hula, challenge Robyn, and do crazy moves. Fudge yeah.


And just for shiz and giggles:

....viagra models

my husband doesn't get boners:

brits

registering for the ukcat, i noticed that you have to list your parents' careers.

the categories aren't anything remotely standard american - ie education, healthcare, finance, etc.
instead it says stuff like:
routine
semi routine
intermediate
traditional

and my personal favorite: "modern professional."

i came *this* close to selecting other and then typing in "modern gentleman" as a result of the aforementioned inspirado + the boosh. i bet those uk cats would appreciate it.

..i hook up with stupid people

Who sends text message chain letters...

Who sends chain letters period?

diabeetus part 5

Prepare to be amazed (for a brief moment):

Gato Island - Wilford Brimley Cats

...manufactured anticipation.

Ohhhh shit.


I can't wait to see what he's been up to for the past five years!

Except not. At all.