11.27.2007

Seee-allll-is

No lie, I just heard:


Side effects may include a life-threatening erection.

11.18.2007

We like quotes... offensive ones.

1. (in reference to Hyundai commercial)Nothing says 'happy holidays' quite like Koreans singing 'duh'.
2. (to Cialis commercial) Possible side effects include homosexuality.
3. (to Toyota commercial)What do the Japanese need trucks for? They have marital arts for that shit.


which reminds me... Earthquake, have you seen the following commercial yet?

11.04.2007

B&E's Program Guide

The following are real television programs you can enjoy at 3am on a Tuesday:



I'm Fat and It's Your Fault

Saturday Night Fever (for Jade Gems)

Epidemiological Aspects: Disaster of Ecological.....Terrorism

Trin-i-tee 5:17 on XM Satellite Radio

Radio Margaritaville

Wizebuys

HIV Globally- with speaker Kevin DeCock, MD

Austin Stevens- Shakemaster

Infomercial- Spoontula


Oh, and Book TV which is always hilarious.