the holy grail

"I've never had an orgasm I didn't regret" - Larry David

a blog about my life that isn't my life, but isn't it?

http://www.latfh.com/


made by a fellow ec alum

Captain Fantastic

or Stretch Armstrong must have been smoking at the mall.......

It's funnier because he can't say Hippopotamus.

Backstory: We were discussing/joking around about nicknames because we have stupid names for one another in our family. Example, Kaveri is Clefairy or Marge or Miss Bee. My dad is known as Homer Simpson, or Snajeev (because it's Snausages + Rajiv), sometimes we call him Labradaddle, or we'll follow him around playing the Asshole song by Denis Leary. It's how we roll.


Me: "Blurb. Fartapotamus"

(Large Pause)

Dad: "*You* can be a Fart-Ass-Mus"