the holy grail

"I've never had an orgasm I didn't regret" - Larry David

a blog about my life that isn't my life, but isn't it?

http://www.latfh.com/


made by a fellow ec alum

Captain Fantastic

or Stretch Armstrong must have been smoking at the mall.......

It's funnier because he can't say Hippopotamus.

Backstory: We were discussing/joking around about nicknames because we have stupid names for one another in our family. Example, Kaveri is Clefairy or Marge or Miss Bee. My dad is known as Homer Simpson, or Snajeev (because it's Snausages + Rajiv), sometimes we call him Labradaddle, or we'll follow him around playing the Asshole song by Denis Leary. It's how we roll.


Me: "Blurb. Fartapotamus"

(Large Pause)

Dad: "*You* can be a Fart-Ass-Mus"

REAL

new blog

coming soon. Going to be awesome.

For a preview check out the Tweetness:

http://twitter.com/b000

Music from the future....

New Metric

Itunes says the release date is April 14, 2009. Yet you can buy it now.



Also... Only 31 days until Patrick Wolf live in NYC!!!!!!

<3

awesomeness in motion.

yes, it is who you think it is.

Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler from Kasabian on Vimeo.

this is pretty dudesweet as well.

A day in a life AVremix by bmtjk from boemtjak on Vimeo.

this is perhaps the most intriguing... N.A.S.A. featuring lykke li, santogold, AND kanye... me likey.

N.A.S.A. - New Music - More Music Videos

enjoy.

p.s. happy belated birthday wishes to my lovelies. sorry i haven't talked to either of you in a while... hope all is well and gouda. <3

Special Presents

hey hey E...
This is what I am bringing to our belated birthday bonanza.




Now I just need to get a couple days off...

"I got a big saturday.. I'm gonna go to home depot"

As I said in an email...

Some celebrities have perfumes, some have clothing lines. Our Bed Head has...