dear earthquake

yogabbagabba

So, me and thousand are wicked smaht, so we went to harvard ...square.

list. lists are cool. heres one. of what we did there:
- driving in the lanes is for pussies.
-"rthqke: mexico is for pussies.
    5000:  what?
   rthqke: it said that on the bus.
    5000:  did it really?
  rthqke:  no, it just said mexico."
- "i should be a drummer because i like to bang shit. not in the gross way though."
- jesus likes parking.
- you are beautiful.

maybe i'll think of more sometime. maybe. not.

THE BLUE LINE

The most attractive line of the MBTA ever.
Cept, not at all.



So this woman wearing leisure-wear touched her vajajdge, not once but multiple times on the T last night. And then laughed and said stuff in Spanish.

Coincidentally this morning the police came by our apartment and asked if we have any "Spanish people" living with us.

Enough with the bullshit already.

We forgot to tell you that we took our usual post-nyc stopover to Mianus, CT.
This time we ventured 5 more inches down the road and had burritos in Mianus. Also we are fairly excited to someday meet the proprietor of GayTan. Yes.

Great Store Names: Pt. 1

Hot Leathers:
We can only assume they deal in chaps and other bald headed testosterone fueled delicacies.

No Sho Fo Sho: or why we will never go back to Revere, MA again.

1. Laziest Pizza Hut Ever.
(After standing there for + 10 minutes.)
erthquake: Okay, can we have a mushroom stuffed crust pizza?
pizza artist: No.
erthquake/b1000: ???
pizza artist: I mean I can make it if you
want, but it's not going to be good.

2.Squire's is a club for gentlemen. Gentlemen being a phrase for men who crouch walk.
Crouch walking being when you kind of crouch, when you walk.

3.Banana Splitz with extra Z for (street)credz.

4. Unnecessary affection by people wearing a t-shirt claiming "daddy's little girl".

5. (Not really) wearing hats or wearing them on top of afros.



We are bad people. But really, come on why couldn't you just cook us our damn pizza.

The REAL reason i'm a jew.

Is This.

40ztofreedom aka east boston aka not really

errquake: Kitty you better not fuck up my shirt, i spent more money on it than you.
b10000000:how much did she cost?
errquake: i don't know.

errquake: i just said it caused it happened.

mmm

5000: i cant live in new york city, it's too expensive.
rthqke: well, if we lived like a half hour outside of the city, we'd be good. hell, we could live in Mianus.

Potential Boyfriend #2

see right: Kim (big)Jong Il

Who knew dictators wore such stylish sunglasses?

you know whats hot......

when your sneeze sounds like you're puking.

a classic