1. Laziest Pizza Hut Ever.
(After standing there for + 10 minutes.)
erthquake: Okay, can we have a mushroom stuffed crust pizza?
pizza artist: No.
erthquake/b1000: ???
pizza artist: I mean I can make it if you
want, but it's not going to be good.
2.Squire's is a club for gentlemen. Gentlemen being a phrase for men who crouch walk.
Crouch walking being when you kind of crouch, when you walk.
3.Banana Splitz with extra Z for (street)credz.
4. Unnecessary affection by people wearing a t-shirt claiming "daddy's little girl".
5. (Not really) wearing hats or wearing them on top of afros.
We are bad people. But really, come on why couldn't you just cook us our damn pizza.
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